people usually send flowers to convey positive feelings, like i love you or thank you. well, it turns out there’s a special service in la enabling customers to send a less than positive message. it’s called dirty rotten flowers and it has a small and to-the-point range of bouquets on offer. for instance, for that special someone you want to get the fuck out of your life, a lovely bunch of dead blooms.

and, for the quickly approaching valentine’s day, carnations that look like they saw the inside of a dog’s muzzle and a deconstructed teddy bear for sending a kind but firm: “please stop calling me“.

don’t miss the testimonials! haha!

beheaded roses - the morticia bouquet